#8BitWinning

I’ma need niggas to stop posting adult cats under the kitten tag

So Leo sent me an amazing series of conversations with a very special fan. Enjoy

August 13, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Oh? Do I detect a Scooter on my Facebook radar?

Well, maybe you fell asleep at the keyboard. It is five in the morning, after all. Anyway, I'm CENSORED BECAUSE I'M NICE from Mo's BlogTV chat.

Thought I'd say hi. ^^

But oh well. You're not here, apparently, so just say hi to me later. ^^

August 14, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hey, you there?

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

hey hey

August 14, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

What's up? ^^

August 15, 2011 Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

about to head out

just wanted to say heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

PS3FanBoy:

You work at this time of night or something?

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

GAME ON GAMER

PS3FanBoy:

YUSH.

I guess I'll see you later, then. ^^

August 29, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hey, Scooter! What's up?

Hey!

August 29, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Yo!

1) I got all of the add-ons for PAIN today. 2) You haven't accepted my friend request on PSN yet. I'm CENSORED BECAUSE I'M NICE. 3) HELLO WORLD! 4) I'm kind of losing hope regarding The Tester.

Yay, news updates.

August 31, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

Hi.

September 2, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Yo!

PS3FanBoy:

Hey, man. How are you?

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

hey hey

PS3FanBoy:

An answer! The world's going to end! Holy crap, he's alive!

XD

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

haha

PS3FanBoy:

What's up, Leo?

September 3, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

You're a pretty quiet/busy dude.

PS3FanBoy:

So, why so busy? Just concentrating on your games?

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

hey

busy is one way to put it

PS3FanBoy:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I assume you have a job, and/or you're just concentrating on PS3 games.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

i have a job

PS3FanBoy:

I knew it. ^^;

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

haha

i hope so

PS3FanBoy:

I wish I had a job. Then again, that's why I'm trying for The Tester. It's not looking good...

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

its not about the votes

its about the personality you bring to your video

...seriously

PS3FanBoy:

All right. Thanks.

By the way, I did send you a friend invite on PSN.

If you see one from CENSORED BECAUSE I'M NICE, that's me. I sent Lugey one, too.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

love me some lugey

PS3FanBoy:

XD

It would be amazing if I had everyone on my PSN friends that was in The Tester. So far, it's just you two and Mo.

I don't think War Princess likes me much, though.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

haha

what did you do?

PS3FanBoy:

Oh well. It's impossible to please everyone. ^^;

Oh, it's just that I requested she shows more compassion in her videos.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

BTW just because Im online doesnt always mean I can talk

PS3FanBoy:

Gotcha.

But yeah, I basically just asked her to show more compassion in her videos. I don't think she understood my point of view, though.

Almost all of her videos are, "Hey, look what I've got! Look what I did! Look how awesome I am!" It irked me. It felt like she was rubbing it in everyone's faces. And then she ends every video with, "I love you all!" Makes me wonder if she's honest, or why she loves people.

I come from a broken home. I own a PS3 out of sheer luck.

It just seemed like she completely discounted people in my position.

So I posted one comment, and she didn't get it, and possibly took offense. Her fanbase certainly did.

September 7, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

YOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!

I just wanted to tell you that I now own two new PS3 games, which are Borderlands and Catherine.

I didn't even mean to get Catherine. I was looking for Metal Gear Solid 4.

But boobs tend to get my attention, so I picked it up and read the back.

"Vincent is trapped in a nightmare, facing a choice of marrying his longtime girlfriend Katherine or moving on to the incredible blonde he just woke up next to--named Catherine!"

Now, what's my name in real life again? XD

So I ended up getting it just for that one reason. XD

September 8, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

ASDLKJHFASKDLGHNASKLDGHNFKLASDJFKLJAHSDKLASJHDFKLASJDKLFJASDKLFJASDKLFJASKDLGHFASKDLJHFASKLJDFKLASDJF HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

September 12, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

September 16, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Yo.

September 17, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hey!

September 20, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

September 22, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

September 23, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

September 23, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

September 26, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

October 1, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

October 1, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

October 3, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

October 4, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

October 9, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi. For the umpteenth time without an answer. XD

October 10, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

hello

PS3FanBoy:

What's up?

October 15, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi!

October 17, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

hey hey

PS3FanBoy:

What's up?

October 21, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hey!

October 24, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Yo. ^^

October 26, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

October 30, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

October 31, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

November 6, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hi.

November 17, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hey. ^^

November 18, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hey, what's up?

December 4, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hey.

December 7, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Yo.

December 30, 2011 PS3FanBoy:

Hey. It looks like the PlayStation Vita's having a lot of trouble in Japan.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

buy it here!!!

and make up for it!

PS3FanBoy:

The only time I usually buy a video game console of any kind is when it has a game I'd like to play. This is not true with the Vita as of yet.

Besides, I don't really like the Vita's design.

January 16 PS3FanBoy:

Hey, man. How are you?

March 24 PS3FanBoy:

Yo, man. How was your birthday?

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

AWESOME

PS3FanBoy:

Excellent. I'm glad you had a great time.

My birthday is April 26. I expect a snore fest.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

thats depressing

PS3FanBoy:

Yeah, I know. I've grown used to it.

Though my 21st birthday was very fun, because some friends of mine organized a party.

PS3FanBoy:

I wonder.

I've tried out for The Tester twice now, and obviously didn't get on the show either time.

Did I scare them off, or am I just no good for it?

March 31 PS3FanBoy:

Yo!

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

Yo Yo!

PS3FanBoy:

What's up?

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

CHICKEN BUTT!

PS3FanBoy:

OMG WHERE?!

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

every where my dear

PS3FanBoy:

*gets out a machete* WE'RE HAVING CHICKEN BUTT FOR THANKSGIVING, Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

TTTTTTTRRRRRRRUUUUUTTTTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

PS3FanBoy:

I love blades for two reasons. One of those reasons is simply because I like thrusting things into other things.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

NICE!

LATER YO!

PS3FanBoy:

XD

Later!

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

PS - saw your video defending us

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

I liked it

PS3FanBoy:

Thanks, man. ^^

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

...BUT just so you know, their are not 65 billion people living on the planet

I couldnt stop laughing

haha

\PS3FanBoy:

Now if only we got to talk more often (this goes for all Tester people).

XD

There might be one day.

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

hahah

PS3FanBoy:

Y'know, when condoms become illegal. XD

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

We might need a few more planets for that

PS3FanBoy:

Hell, we've got the moon!

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

6 billion now and its already getting crowded

MOON BASE!

PS3FanBoy:

We should send Big Fazeek to live on Jupiter. "Hey, look, a planet the same size as your ego! ENJOY!"

You're back!

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

Is it true you blew up at Mo for getting an XBox?

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

>.>

I'm not here to persecute you. I'm asking for nothing more or less than the truth.

And I will not take sides.

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

WHO CARES!?!?!?

Your money

Your choices

END

OF

STORY

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

The last time two of my friends fought, one died. THAT is why I care.

That memory still burns my heart.

That is why I can't stand my friends fighting.

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

Hopefully it was over more than a xbox purchase

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

It was. One had slept with the other's girlfriend.

I had tried to act as mediator, but my efforts were in vain. The boyfriend pulled a knife and slashed the other's neck.

Right in front of me.

Worst of all, that entire incident was probably my fault anyway.

So, because of that memory, I cannot, will not, allow two of my friends to fight. I cannot bear another death.

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

I love fighting

Part time MMA fighter

Story sounds bat shit crazy bro

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

There's plenty in my life that's "bat shit crazy."

And when last I checked, all martial arts taught respect and discipline. Why shouldn't that apply to gaming as well? Why alienate people for their preferences?

That hardly seems respectful to me.

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

I once beat up a baby

You dont know the story or how to take a joke if you think this was real

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

That's hardly something to be proud of. Anybody can beat up a baby. In fact, my father was imprisoned for it, charged with attempted murder. He got twenty years.

You're right. I don't know the entire story. I only know Mo's side.

Which brings us back to my earlier question, "Is it true?"

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

The baby deserved it. He came back with a gang of toddlers and I barely took them all on as well

No man, woman or child is safe from my wrath!

ITS SOOOOOOO TRUE!

TELL THE WORLD!!!

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

You're responding to a serious inquiry with a joke. That is hardly the attitude of someone who studies the martial arts. I suppose you'll tell me next that you can make a woman give birth with a single punch?

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

no...thats only for the masters

It takes me several

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

There is a time for jokes, and there is a time for serious conversation. This is the latter. Do you understand that?

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

Im doing roundhouses in the nude right now

Practice makes perfect

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

Apparently not.

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

Its always time for jokes

This is fun

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

Ask me more non sensical things!!!

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

You know, all I wanted was your side of the story. It sounds to me like Mo was right to stop associating himself with you. You have the maturity of the babies you claim to maim.

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

Stop associating?! He just wrote on my wall. I love that man

The only person Im going to stop associating with is you crazy man!

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

I'll be speaking to Mo, then.

But in all honesty, if you can't or won't respond to seriousness with seriousness, you aren't worth my time anyway.

3 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

Please. PLEASE. PLEASE DO

I will have to say this convo is getting me excited in the pants!

3 hours ago PS3FanBoy:

Lucky you. Mo said he's been over that event of yours long ago. He also wanted it to be clear that he didn't send me.

2 hours ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

Go back and tell MO "...I am SUPER MAD AT HIM NOW because of YOU!!!!"

33 minutes ago PS3FanBoy:

For what reason are you mad at him? He didn't send me. Maybe if you drank less, you'd have a better understanding of that simple fact.

31 minutes ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

HAHAHA FUCK YOU KID! You dont know me. Good job being a presumptuous DICK. WELL PLAYED.

23 minutes ago PS3FanBoy:

Actually, Mo's the one who mentioned that you're probably "buzzed." Alcohol is an automatic hate button for me, because my mother had major issues with that when I was an infant.

So yeah, you can be silent now.

21 minutes ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

Silent now?! Let me tell you something. I was totally sober and joking around, but you were obviously hooked on CRAZY AS FUCK JUICE. BTW unfriend me and now before I have to do it to you drunken fetus self

PS - I dont do silent very well

19 minutes ago PS3FanBoy:

Then it's just back to the fact you can't respond to seriousness with seriousness. And you obviously didn't notice that I unfriended you (and deleted you from my PSN) hours ago.

Where do you study martial arts, by the way? The shihan should know about what a jerk you are. You dishonor them with your behavior.

18 minutes ago Leo Albert Kovalik Jr:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! YES!!!! Good Luck with the rest of your crazy ass life. Thanks for wasting 30 mins of mine. This has been fun.

10 minutes ago PS3FanBoy:

1) You respond to seriousness with joking around. That's the sign of a guilty, idiotic troll.

2) You say you're in martial arts, yet you don't demonstrate the respect, discipline, and serenity that would entail. You therefore dishonor your dojo, your sensei, and everyone else who trains there. They'd kick you out without a second thought if they saw this conversation.

3) You drink, according to Mo, and that's just as bad as being suicidal 24/7. Have you never heard of brain cancer?

4) You picked a fight with Mo because he got an XBox, and that's something he wanted to confront you about himself. Regardless of whether you were joking, "that was fucked up," to use Mo's words. Gamers play games. Your loyalty to the PS3 would be admirable, if not for the fact you picked a fight over it. That means you're just another stupid fanboy.

5) I used to respect you. In a single night, you managed to completely destroy that respect. You are the one in the wrong here, not I, no matter what you think of me.

6) I've lived through horrors you can scarcely dream of. I survived. I'd say that makes me a stronger person than you can even try to be, based on your behavior tonight.

7) Even Big Fazeek is better than you. When a lying thief that gets off on the tears of women is better than you, it's generally obvious that you have some major issues.